Some people wanted me to review the new Burzum a review, but honestly I didn’t even get a promo of it and wasn’t about to download it illegally or spend money on it just so I could review it. So instead, I have found a review that will work, a review written entirely in LOLCAT. I gotta give a shout out to the MetalSucks guys for pointing this out.
IN SUMMARYS, EVEN THOUGH DIS ALBUM SOUNDZ LIEK SHIT AN IZ BIT LONG AN BORIN, IZ KIND OV K. IT NOT AS GUD AS OTHR BLACK METAL STUFFS LIEK DEATHSPELL OMEGA, BUT IT NOT BAD.
IT BIT ANNOYIN THOUGH AS ALL TEH SONGS R SUNG IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE. IT HARDR 2 UNDERSTAND THAN ME LOLOLOL. HE CUD BE SINGIN I IZ GOIN 2 SHOP 2 BUY SUM UNDERPANTS BUT IT IN FUNNY LANGUAGE AN IT SOUND EVIL AN IT MADE ME SKERD!
ALSO DIS AR TEH WUT VARG LOOK LIEK IN SMILEY FORM <:-[