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  • AlphaBetaFoxface

    Review is perfect dude. Spun this a couple of times and had a similar reaction (or lack thereof).

    I haven’t edited this. Simply just copied it from the review and pasted it into the comment. I don’t even have anything funny to say. Just LOOK at it.

    http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/047b14989f6c2282da6191fdd08f797489c651d021fbe838a5b4c0237d3c9b54.jpg

    • André Snyde Lopes

      They look just as bored as me after I listened to that sample.

      • Nag Dammit

        From left to right; vampire, bullied at school, Amish patriarch, porn star, serial killer.

        • Reese Burns

          The dude on the end definitely has a serial killer look to him.

        • Juan Manuel Pinto Guerra

          Oh, come on! you know they ALL were bullied at school.

        • I’d say the guy on the left was the American psycho. The guy on the right is the failed jazz musician that now teaches kids in primary school to play the recorder (the woodwind instrument, that is). Other than that, you’re spot on.

          • Nag Dammit

            The recorder is Satan’s own instrument. Has driven many a teacher to kill, or sent their students insane. Or maybe that’s an episode of the twilight zone?

        • Oscar Albretsen

          Has more of a librarian look than a porn star, IMHO. She could, of course, be both…

    • herrschobel

      a couple of times ? respect….couldn´t make through one song …

      • Zephyrus

        Fourteen times!!

        • herrschobel

          …and that’s why you are a highly trained and dangerous Reviewer, while i am just a little Metalhead with zero tolerance for such Nonsense as above reviewed sad excuse of a self therapy group…uhm i meant to say BAND ….

  • herrschobel

    art students.

    • Thatguy

      Sometimes I hate piano as much as bagpipes.

  • Excentric_13073

    BLEH I need to cleanse my palette after listening to that track, where’s that Oi Magoi album?

    • André Snyde Lopes

      You better grab it fast – satan is time.

      • Excentric_13073

        I’ve seen giant whales, killing men for fat. And with that band photo, I think I understand why.

  • Westpaceagle

    Maybe they are just trying to be ironic

    • Thatguy

      Some things are beyond the scope of irony.

  • GREEN MIST BLINDS

    The band looks like they take things a little to seriously for their own good

  • [not a Dr]

    They are 3 Zulkirs short of a Thayan council… Szass Tam would not be proud.
    Since they are doing post-metal, it’s only fitting that they post-unicorned their album.

    • Kronos

      I was wondering when this excellent album cover would be mentioned.

      • The Unicorn

        Hey now!

    • Juan Manuel Pinto Guerra

      Is that unicorn skull the only remarkable thing about the album?

      • [not a Dr]

        The fact that they believe that the Red Wizards of Thay may have actually conquered a portion of Rashemen is also remarquable. The Iron Lord and all his barbarians wouldn’t tolerate Thay setting up a province on their lands.

        • Juan Manuel Pinto Guerra

          I have no clue what you’re talking about…

          • [not a Dr]

            That’s the NERD portion of Metal Nerd…
            Thay is a realm in a Dungeons and Dragons world.
            Look at the album cover, then look at the band pic: this can’t possibly be about anything else.

          • OzanCan

            Seconded it!

          • OzanCan

            Red Wizards of Thay is an evil organization, a magecrocy, in Faerun. Wikipedia for more details :)

    • OzanCan

      I am glad I am not the only one for the Red Wizards of Thay reference..

  • Name’s Dalton

    Boy, November sure picked up where October left off, eh?

    • That’s been known to happen this time of year for some reason.

  • Wilhelm

    The hipsters have invaded, we need to build a wall.

    • We’re still making them pay for it, right?

    • [not a Dr]

      Are you hating hipsters before it becomes cool to do so? That’s quite a nasty trap they sprung on you…

  • The Unicorn

    I HATE THIS BAND. USING MY DEAD BRETHREN FOR THEIR ALBUM COVER. SOULLESS BEASTS!