Recently, Paul DiAnno, currently touring the world on an album released 28 years ago, went on a rant about how Iron Maiden is nothing but a “money making machine.” He sounded angry, but jealous at the same time. Mr. DiAnno was responding to the question of someone asking him about drugs–he claims that there were no drug problems and that he left the band because Steve Harris is some kind of money-hungry psychotic Nazi-man who writes terrible, terrible music. This is, as we all know, a little extreme but there’s something to this in the sense that it’s hard not to feel a little frustrated with a band that produces at least one product a year but only new material every third year these days.
Why do they do it? Well, that I can tell you personally: it’s because suckers like me will buy it. I happily jumped onto the Flight 666 bandwagon because that’s actually very cool. Non-embarrassing metal documentaries are actually pretty few and far-between and this one was given the extra cred of being filmed by the dude who did Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey, which I think was super cool. So the Maiden guys were smart about this one, which is great. But then what happened? Of course, they released a live album with it. Seriously, a live album. So let’s actually look at what Maiden has released since the release of their last album.
2006: A Matter of Life and Death – Death on the Road DVD
2007: History Pt. 2 – Live After Death DVD
2008: Somewhere Back in Time
2009: Flight 666 DVD/Documentary – Flight 666 Soundtrack
OK, so let’s see here.. that’s ONE new record versus 3 compilation/live DVDs, two documentary DVDs and two live records. If one goes back a little bit farther, that’s at least ONE live record for every CD release since Bruce came back and DVD after DVD. It’s mind-blowing, too, how totally ridiculous these track listings are! These guys are continually releasing the same record over and over and over again.
Somewhere Back in Time (2008):
1. Churchill’s Speech
2. Aces High
3. 2 Minutes To Midnight
4. The Trooper
5. Wasted Years
6. Children Of The Damned
7. The Number of The Beast
8. Run To The Hills
9. Phantom Of The Opera — Live
10. The Evil That Men Do
11. Wrathchild — Live
12. Can I Play With Madness
13. Powerslave
14. Hallowed Be Thy Name
15. Iron Maiden — Live
Flight 666 Official Soundtrack (2009):
(CD 1)
1. Churchill’s Speech
2. Aces High
3. 2 Minutes To Midnight
4. Revelations
5. The Trooper
6. Wasted Years
7. The Number Of The Beast
8. Can I Play With Madness
9. Rime Of The Ancient Mariner
(CD 2)
1. Powerslave
2. Heaven Can Wait
3. Run To The Hills
4. Fear Of The Dark
5. Iron Maiden
6. Moonchild
7. The Clairvoyant
8. Hallowed Be Thy Name
Yeah. Same fucking track listing.
I just counted and I own 13 versions of the song Run to the Hills. Seriously, thirteen copies. AND, if I were to buy the new CDs and DVDs that were coming out, I would in fact own 15 versions of it. Why? That’s a great question. Apparently some of what Di’Anno says is true: these guys are just a money making machine.
This has been building up for me for a long time. The first crack in this whole thing was these greatest hits tours after spending years bitching up a storm about being treated like a hit jukebox, these guys are still doing greatest hits tours and releasing greatest hits anthologies every year. Not only that, but they flat-out REFUSE to play deep-cuts. Just flat-out refuse. Why? That’s a good question. Apparently a song that not everyone in the crowd has heard a hundred thousand times or owns 15 versions of isn’t worth playing live.
It’s come to the point where I don’t buy Maiden merch (though I did break down and buy Flight 666) and I’m even selling some of my collectibles because I find the whole thing totally insulting. Sure, I’ll buy their new albums because I think the band is great. But until they start playing songs I’ve never seen before live, I won’t see them live. Until they release CDs that contain songs I don’t own live versions of or something novel and interesting instead of a repackaging of the same live album they’ve been releasing since 1993 I just don’t spend money on this band. It makes me sad, really. How is it that a band of such high quality could be reduced to such meaningless commercialization? I thought that spot had been reserved for Kiss. I wonder how long it is until Steve Harris sells a gallstone on eBay.
Frankly, it just all feels so disrespectful towards the fans. Metal dudes aren’t exactly the richest dudes in the world and this shit assumes that you’re going to drop 60 bucks a year on Maiden merch, not to mention all the other shit that they have for sale that’s hyper over-priced. It gives off the impression that Harris and Smallwood really do see the Iron Maiden fan as nothing but a wallet with legs–which is both disgusting and sad. Everything is “for the fans,” and blah blah blah, but I think that’s crap. For these guys the fans took a backseat to the dollar, or I guess in their case the Almighty Pound a long, long time ago. Maybe even in 1981 when Di’Anno bailed.