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  • wayne the devil

    Good review! In my collection accordingly! ‘Ware the hipster beards though…you can put out eyes with those things….

    • basenjibrian

      Plaid is so metal!

      • Thatguy

        Apparently so.

      • h_f_m

        That’s a nice shirt

    • DIMENSIONAL BLEEDTHROUGH

      I think beards are a prerequisite for being in a band like this. Like cargo shorts for slam, or gauged ears for core.

  • HeavyMetalHamster

    No boobs. …minus 1.5…..

    • herrschobel

      they sure hide some terrific man boobs under that shirts

  • Master of Muppets

    No it’s cool y’all, just introduce me to this kind of awesomeness after I’ve already gone crazy at Bandcamp for the day.
    Dicks.

    • Mollusc

      I wager you went crazy Broadway style.

      • Master of Muppets

        I don’t know what that means, but probably.

        • Mollusc

          Ha sorry, Simpsons quote.

        • Mollusc

          I mean paraphrase.

    • HeavyMetalHamster

      Fyi
      Slow’s 2014 album Unsleep is name your price on Bandcamp.
      Oh….and have you checked out Mesmur?

      • Master of Muppets

        Been thinking of getting Unsleep but I wanna get a little more caught up with my overloaded library. I haven’t heard of Mesmur, but I’ll check them out. You should check out Mizmor, cuz I done told ya to.

        • HeavyMetalHamster

          I recall that nightmarish Mizmor album cover.
          I will check it out.

          • Master of Muppets

            I was sold from the cover alone, and the vinyl artwork is just as hauntingly epic throughout. Less melodic take on doom than anything we’ve discussed prior, and definitely a right mood kinda thing, but that album is a fuckin leviathan.

          • HeavyMetalHamster

            Cool beans

  • Juan Manuel Pinto Guerra

    Hey Thatguy! Can’t wait for you to run that band picture throug your Band Photometer™ !

    • Thatguy

      Deadly hipster beards. plaid, a bit of a gut on all three. ‘We are serious mature men not following a trend.’

      Except they are.

      I’ll go back to Isis and dream of the day when I can wear my Isis T-shirt again without being arrested.

      • Nukenado

        I like how on Isis’ official site and logo they still allcaps the “Isis”.

        • Master of Muppets

          If they don’t, the terrorists win.

          • Nukenado

            Eh, good point

        • herrschobel

          ah that reminds me of wearing my ISIS shirts more often..I have so many

          • Nukenado

            I would love an Isis shirt.

  • Feytalist

    Hey, this is really good stuff! Is this sludge? Never knew I liked it. But I guess I do. Reminds me a bit of Wolvhammer, come to think of it.

    Terrible band name tho :D

  • Master of Muppets

    This thing kills. If Cascades and Rope Sect had a baby that got adopted by Ire Wolves, this would surely be it.