Iron Mask - DiabolicaI never seem to get a hold of any good neoclassical metal these days (or any neoclassical metal at all). But, in the last couple months, I’ve scored Narnia‘s self-titled album and Iron Mask‘s Diabolica. Though similar in approach, Narnia and Iron Mask have many differences. The first, and most obvious, being that Iron Mask ain’t no Christian metal act. Instead of the Holy Trinity, Iron Mask uses everything from historical characters like Alexander the Great and the Red Baron to literary ones like Dr. Faust and Oliver Twist for lyrical content. The other being the amount of neoclassical wanking that exists in their songwriting. While Narnia has shifted their direction to a more power-metal sound, Iron Mask stayed true to the Mighty Malmsteen. Hell, Iron Mask even used an actual Malmsteen vocalist for their epic Black as Death release. But, the Belgian’s 2013 record, Fifth Son of Winterdoom, was not good. And I’m sorta afraid to hear this newest release. Well, duty calls. Here goes nothing…

Twenty seconds into “I Don’t Forget, I Don’t Forgive,” I have one thing to say: this gonna be fun. It’s got everything a typical Iron Mask song should have. It’s got catchy power-metal riffs, a hooking chorus, and some impressive solo work. The opener may be standard-fare,  but it shows a band with rediscovered energy, backed by a capable vocalist (unlike Fifth Son of Winterdoom). Diego Valdez brings character (at times reminding me of a mix between Ripper Owens and Dio) to Iron Mask‘s music and life to a band that, I felt, fell flat in 2013. The guitar work has also returned in a big way; transitioning melodic passages into crushing riffs and filling every void with finger-numbing fret-work. So far, this feels pretty good. And it only gets better from here.

Those that know the band will not be surprised that most of the songs on Diabolica clock in around six minutes in length. Though this may result in a little power-metal fatigue, the band was kind enough to toss in a couple shorter ditties to ease your Powermetaltosis. “All for Metal” has some pint-worthy riffs and a chorus designed for the local pub. And, to top it off, Dushan Petrossi unleashes the kind of blistering-fast guitar plucks that’d make you think it was the amplified sounds of bumblebees fucking. The second short song, “The First and the Last,” takes a slightly different approach than “All for Metal,” slowing the pace and serving up a sappy, creamy, grilled cheese sandwich. This song doesn’t exist without its chorus and, goddammit, does it deliver a good one. Don’t roll your eyes at me. You fucking love this [Swear Jar!Steel Druhm].

Besides these two tracks, everything else on Diabolica is long. Thankfully, most of it is long without being exhausting. “Doctor Faust” and “Diabolica” may be as stacked as a Symphony X track, but there’s something new at every turn. For how much I’m enjoying the vocals on Diabolica, they are actually rare. When the guitars, keyboards, and orchestration get a hold of a song, they do their damnedest to own it. But, I’m not complaining. The guitar work on this album (be it some impressive solos or the breakdown riffs of a track like “Diabolica”) rips faces off.

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But, there are many pros and cons to Diabolica. There are some songwriting weaknesses (“March 666” and “The Rebellion of Lucifer”), but the biggest problems is the length. By the time you get to “The Flying Fortress,” you are done. But, the fourteen-minute closer, “Cursed in the Devil’s Mill” still remains. Though “Oliver Twist” and “The First and the Last” remain my favorites, “Cursed in the Devil’s Mill” is the quintessential Diabolica track. For the most part, the guitars own this song. But, when the vocals do appear, they deliver one of the best choruses of the album. It may take sixty minutes to get to the closer, but it’s worth the wait.

Other than a couple mediocre tracks, this new release is (almost) as strong as Black as Death. It has a power that was lost on Fifth Son of Winterdoom. Yet, this album is by far the band’s longest. Again, it’s not a chore to get through, but losing some of the weaker tracks would make it better. So, if you are looking for a happy-go-lucky alternative to the political bullshit [$$.Id] on TV or need something to help you shut out all the Opeth fans, then put on Diabolica. Not because you want to, but because you have to. Plus, they sell their own beer.

Rating: Good!
DR: 7 | Format Reviewed: 128 kbps mp3
Label: AFM Records
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Releases Worldwide: September 30th, 2016

  • This makes me want to play Guitar Hero.

    • Monsterth Goatom

      The power of Petrossi compels you!

  • Eldritch Elitist

    I gave this a listen yesterday and I’m not sure I like it. There’s some really good tracks but it’s way too long and drags too often. Some of the guitar work seems weirdly sloppy, too, like it’s out of sync or something. Overall I prefer their earlier stuff that was more neoclassically influenced, but maybe this will grow on me.

    • It literally sounds like he’s out of tune across the entire album. And I swear, the vocal melodies were written independently of the actual tunes. This is just bad.

      • Eldritch Elitist

        I don’t know about it being out of tune, except for the solo on “All for Metal”. The harmonized guitars on that thing sound like complete shit.

  • The guitarist even looks like Malmsteen.

    • Adjudant

      But that’s no strat in his paws

    • CarvedInStone

      Black shirt (sometimes white shirt with a black vest or a black tunic) and black leather pants seems to be official dress code for Malmsteen wannabes. Bonus point if you have long, curly hair and/or wear a long, black coat over that outfit.

  • Ferrous Beuller

    Great stuff! And that cover! I can only imagine it’s what Dr. Doom gets up to in his free time..

  • Dr. A.N. Grier

    Boy, was I in a mood when I wrote this. Lots o’ cursing.

    • It pus the money in the AMG coffee fund or it gets the hair metal again.

      • Dr. A.N. Grier

        What do we need a coffee fund for??? I make the coffee for you clowns every morning! You don’t like the coffee I make for the office??? It may only be a touch better than the coffee from The Hateful Eight, but I slave over the roasting process!!!

        Plus, hair metal doesn’t scare me. I take that back. Tommy Lee scares me.

  • Iain Gleasure

    Wait, wait, wait. What is this?
    The Dr. reviewing something not related to King Diamond?

    • Dr. A.N. Grier

      There’s not enough King out there.

  • Adjudant

    What. An. Album.

  • GardensTale

    Give it to me straight, Steel. Have you been watching Luke Cage, pointing to the swear jar?

  • Reese Burns

    These sorts of bands need to knock it off with the blue/orange covers. It just looks terrible.

    • Henriette Gaston

      How else are they supposed to catch your attention?

  • Oscar Albretsen

    This isn’t bad, but to scratch my itch for more of those catchy, cheesy, sing-along choruses you just don’t find anywhere anymore I’m finally doing it. Ordering a bunvh of greatest hits compilations from generic 80’s hair metal bands. I just got stuff from Cinderella, Skid Row, Motley Crue, and Poison.

    I know this is gonna cost me whatever respect I may have had here, but somehow this stuff has aged better than I ever thought it would.

    I’ve been singing the chorus to “Every Rose has Its Thorn” for like 3 days straight now. Poison used to be as hated for me as bands like New Kids on the Block, but I just like these generic, cheesy ballads.