Feb
6
2012
Steel Druhm
Goatwhore // Blood for the Master
Rating: 4.0/5.0—-Bloodbath & beyond
Label: Metal Blade Records
Websites: goatwhore.net/ myspace.com/goatwhore
Release Dates: EU: 10.02.2012 US: 02.14.2012
Holy shite, this is a feisty and fiery one! One of the most successful “project” bands in recent memory, Goatwhore has come roaring back, filled with piss, bile and cayenne peppers on album five, Blood for the Master. This is nasty, blackened death/thrash from the most stagnant bayou of the Big Easy and it’s the musical equivalent of a gator attack. Featuring former members of Crowbar, Acid Bath and Nachtmystium, Goatwhore is professional, single-minded and out to punish mankind. Although they started as an American take on Norwegian black metal like Darkthrone, they’ve since settled into life as a drooling, chomping, black/death/thrash beast. While their past few albums have been a bit samey at times, they were always fun in a berserk, foaming at the mouth kinda way. Blood for the Master continues in the same direction as 2009′s Carving Out the Eyes of God but feels a bit more intense and well thought out. It hits like a nuclear howitzer from Hades with thirty-eight minutes of face melting ugliness and malevolent swagger. There are lots of nods to the classic Bay Area thrash sound, some black n’ roll, classic death riffing and ice-cold, hyper-kinetic trem-abuse. What makes this so entertaining is the odd biker rock vibe Goatwhore manages to impart to the mach-speed chaos. Its hard to explain, but this sounds like black/death as done by a southern rock lovin, greasy biker gang and it works. While this ends up more of a thrash album than a black or death metal opus, it retains enough of an icy black heart to keep most frowners frowning happily (is that possible?). While it doesn’t differ much from what Skeletonwitch has done on the past few albums, its harder, meaner and way more convincing. Continue reading
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6 comments | tags: 4.0, Acid Bath, American Metal, Belphegor, Black Metal, Blood for the Master, Corrosion of Conformity, Crowbar, Darkthrone, Death Metal, Exciter, Goatwhore, Hate Eternal, Metal Blade, Nachtmystium, Review, Reviews, Skeletonwitch, Slayer, Thrash Metal | posted in 2012, 4.0, American Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Metal Blade, Reviews, Thrash
Feb
14
2011
Angry Metal Guy
Crowbar // Sever the Wicked Hand
Rating: 3.0/5.0 — Sharp
Label: Century Media
Websites: myspace.com/crowbar
Release Dates: Out Now Worldwide!
So I’m super unqualified to review this record because I a) don’t like sludge and b) have never listened to Crowbar before this moment. Sure, I’m sure I should have heard them, but I gotta be honest with you—I’ve been sort of busy. There are plenty of scenes that have developed since the 1990s and the slow, southern rock post-thrash stuff has never been my thing. Name bands from south of the Mason-Dixie line and I probably don’t like them unless they’re Kris Kristofferson. Always hated Down, didn’t think Corrosion of Conformity was terribly special (and this one’ll really burn your ass), I never liked Pantera or its postbellum incarnations. (Oh and I don’t like Black Label Society because they want to be a southern band even though Zakk Wylde is from fucking NEW JERSEY.) Given all of that, then, I was pretty fucking stoked that listening to this record wasn’t torture! In fact, it was really enjoyable. Let me regale you with the tale. Continue reading
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6 comments | tags: 2011, 3.0, American Metal, Black Label Society, Century Media, Corrosion of Conformity, Crowbar, Down, In Flames, Kris Kristofferson, Metallica, Pantera, Review, Sever the Wicked Hand, Sludge, Southern Rock, Unearth | posted in 2011, 3.0, American Metal, Century Media, Reviews, Sludge
Jun
7
2010
Angry Metal Guy
Whitechapel // A New Era of Corruption
Rating: 3.5/5.0 — Deathcore bad. Whitechapel … good!?
Label: Metal Blade
Websites: whitechapel.com | myspace.com/whitechapel
Release Dates: EU: 04.06.2010 | US: 06.08.2010
At the center of every shitty, irritating trend made up of forgettable, annoying bands is usually a core (no pun intended) of interesting bands that aren’t shitty and that do the music with conviction and may have even been on the front end of the whole trend. The Gothenburg sound had At The Gates and In Flames which have been imitated thousands of times. Metalcore (incidentally which is ripping off At The Gates and In Flames) had Unearth (who had one really great album before they got signed to Metal Blade). As far as I can tell Whitechapel is one such band. I have never listened to them, having been pretty much turned off of any band labeled deathcore because of a slough of shitty fucking bands that have been passed off in my direction (see the “related reviews”, I’m sure you’ll see how I feel about the genre/trend).
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1 comment | tags: 3.5, A New Era of Corruption, Anima, At The Gates, Corporate Metal, Crowbar, Deathcore, Drum Replacement Syndrome™, In Flames, Metal Blade, Nike, Whitechapel, Yngwie Malmsteen | posted in 2010, 3.5, American Metal, Deathcore, Metal Blade, Metalcore, Reviews