Jan 29 2012

Iron Fire – Voyage of the Damned Review

Steel Druhm

Iron Fire // Voyage of the Damned
Rating: 3.5/5.0 — Space metal equipped with a death ray
Label: Napalm Records
Websites: ironfire.dk | myspace.com/officialironfire
Release Dates: EU: Out now! | US: 02.07.2012

Historically speaking, I think the main reason our esteemed AMG hired me, the ever humble Steel Druhm, as a reviewer/minion [I prefer the term "bitch," actually - AMG] was to make me the resident power and traditional metal nerd (my amazing prose and rugged good looks didn’t hurt none either). While I’m predisposed to drool over most old school stuff (cause I’m old), I’m actually quite the elitist snob when it comes to power metal. There’s some good in that genre, but there are way more generic, bad and monumentally awful things lurking in the ether. Case in point, I’ve had a love/hate/meh relationship with Iron Fire over the years. Their Thunderstorm debut was decent and moderately rabble rousing, but things have been inconsistent since then and their discography reads like the good, the bad and the WTF? After being unmoved by their past few releases, I hoped for more from their seventh release, Voyage of the Damned. Turns out, I heartily appreciate the new lyrical slant toward outer space themes, as it’s a nice diversion from the usual “dragon ate my wizard’s maiden” schtick. It’s also safe to say, this is much better than expected and it slowly won me over, despite initial doubts. Roping in elements of Gamma Ray, Stratovarius, Grave Digger and Metalium, this features some highly enjoyable  Euro-power with some surprisingly heavy moments. It also delivers far less generic freight than past Iron Fire shipments. While not exactly a “must hear” album, Voyage ends up being a solid release from a band with a spotty track record.  Continue reading

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Dec 1 2011

Crom – Of Love and Death Review

Steel Druhm

Crom // Of Love and Death
Rating: 3.0/5.0 — Viking sensitivity training
Label: Pure Steel Records
Websites: croms-revenge.de | myspace.com/cromsrevenge
Release Dates: Out now!

Steel Druhm has been waiting for this for a long time! For the uninitiated, Crom is the brainchild of one Walter Grosse and he functions as a one-man-band, doing it all for the metal masses. His first album, 2008′s Vengeance, was one of those special sleepers that didn’t get nearly as much attention and praise as it deserved. Fusing viking, epic and power metal, it had a unique, engaging style all its own and the songwriting was top-notch (it almost sounded like Týr mixed with Europe and Hammerheart-era Bathory if you can imagine that). So good was the material, years later, I still find myself singing the immortal line “I swear this oath, this oath of Wengeance...” at least once a week (wengeance, like revenge, is best served cold, with crackers and cheese). While the lyrics were based around viking and mythical themes, it had a dead-serious feeling that most power metal acts couldn’t come close to achieving. After a long wait, we finally get Of Love and Death. So, is it more viking/power with all the sacking and rampaging we expect? Well no, it’s something quite different. Apparently in the three years since Vengeance, Mr. Grosse grew tired of viking battles and blood oaths and turned all introspective and emo. This is an album steeped in the subjects of love, heartache, loss and loneliness. That’s right, he done gone and turned in his war hammer for a big-ass book of love poems. As odd as it seems, it doesn’t totally kill things and Grosse’s writing and performing chops are still there. However, this certainly isn’t the sequel I was hoping for and there are issues that ultimately render it a partial disappointment. Continue reading

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Mar 26 2011

Best Heavy Metal Songs of All Time – 50-41

Angry Metal Guy

So instead of a review, today, you’re getting what is going to be a 5 piece attempt to shame the assholes over at Gibson, who apparently haven’t listened to heavy metal since 1984. While this list is bound to be controversial (trust me), it is also done with a very specific purpose in mind, which is to remind everyone that heavy metal has continued to exist since Nirvana sold a bunch of records. But, of course, the Anglocentric jackasses over at Gibson didn’t realize this. Anyway, this oughtta piss everyone right off, but hopefully someone involved in the creation of that list feels ashamed for having been such idiots. Note to old guys: shit still happens once you’ve stopped caring. Continue reading

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Mar 17 2011

Across the Sun – Before the Night Takes Us Review

Angry Metal Guy

Across the Sun // Before the Night Takes Us
Rating: 3.0/5.0 — Pretty good, but could be a lot better.
Label: Metal Blade
Websites: myspace.com/acrossthesun
Release Dates: US: 03.15.2011 | EU: 2011.03.14

Across the SunAn interesting irony of modern metal right now is that while much of the underground seems to be mind-numbingly obsessed with simplicity, a lot of the stuff that is righteously called “mainstream” or that attempts to be mainstream is really getting quite technical and progressive—this is the opposite of what was happening a decade ago, really. As a guy who has really leaned in that direction for a very long time, I have to say that I have trouble being upset by this movement, and it makes me open to a lot of things that I think a lot of metal elitists would never even be willing to listen to. Across the Sun is one of those bands that I think your average death metal or black metal dude is going to take a listen to and say “Oh, fuck these guys,” and turn off. But Angry Metal Guy takes records and gives them a listen for what they are and I can say that Across the Sun‘s Before the Night Takes Us is a record chalk full of interesting music, despite some pretty glaring weaknesses. Continue reading

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May 24 2010

H.E.A.T. – Freedom Rock Review

Angry Metal Guy

H.E.A.T. // Freedom Rock
Rating: 0.5/5.0 — Cynical bullshit
Label: Playground Music
Websites: heatsweden.com | myspace.com/heatsweden
Release Dates: Northern Europe: Out | Rest of Europe: 28.05.2010

It is more and more apparent to me every day that heavy metal is going into a hibernation stage. As an Angry Metal Guy I try to keep my ear to the ground for movement in a forward direction, particularly from younger people. Instead, there’s nothing but a rash of neo-heavy metal and thrash bands that flood the market as apparently 18 year olds all feel like the really missed out on thrash and are out of ideas. But what’s worse than kids writing thrash metal records that could’ve been written in 1982? Kids writing butt rock albums that should’ve been written in the dying throws of 1980s cock rock in about 1991. That’s right, H.E.A.T., from the same town as venerable rockers Europe have decided to run with 1980s action movie theme as the basis for their sound.

So, you know how this sounds. In case you don’t, it’s like Winger or Warrant or any other one of those generic, unremarkable 1980s butt rock bands that everyone was so happy to do away with in the early 1990s. But there’s a twist. Oh yes, a twist. (Actually there’s more than one.) Firstly, this is an intentionally radio friendly pop band that is having their sound driven by the pop music industry in Sweden towards short, catchy and, finally, TV friendly songs that are cynically aimed directly at the panties of middle aged women who were super sexy in 1986 and miss all the hairspray, stiletto heels and tight skirts (or just never stopped..). Secondly, these guys aren’t even remotely on the cutting edge of anything. They are pure nostalgia for the sake of nostalgia and I’m not actually sure how they sleep at night, because they must have no dignity.

But let me go on a little tangent before continuing this review. Let us remember that when Europe released their excellent first two albums (Europe, and The Wings of Tomorrow a record that I still regularly listen to) they were doing something new. Sure, they were trying pretty hard to be Thin Lizzy and they were cheesy as hell. But they were on the cutting edge of rock  (not as cutting as Bathory but, really, aside from that). They were part of a generation of young dudes who were breaking against the old traditions of masculinity by taking long hair, mullets and tights to extremes. They were writing Malmsteenesque guitar solos that still rule and they didn’t have producers standing at their backs (neither were they thanking slave drivers in their booklet). They were an independent group that got signed and wrote some great fucking music before finally selling their souls to the devil.

H.E.A.T. is the exact opposite of Europe. They are the exact opposite of forward thinking. They are the exact opposite of rock music rebellion of danger, of toughness and of anything except for pre-packaged commercial crap. They are nothing more than a repackaging of another schlager hit (complete with obligatory key changes in the final chorus). While they, surprisingly, do write their own music and are actually apparently fairly gifted musicians (there’s the occasional guitar solo that is really well done—like the one from the utterly cheesy “Danger Road”), the utter cynicism of this music turns my stomach.

Then again, I’m not the target audience by any stretch of the imagination. I feel like I’ve actually maybe been a little hard on the neo-thrash bands. Because thrash, while it maybe got a tad commercial when Metallica and Megadeth were on top of the world in the early 90s, isn’t the kind of thing that they’re expecting to have huge commercial success with. Drinking beer, rocking a Flying V and wearing tight jeans is still fundamentally metal and cool. H.E.A.T. is fundamentally neither of those things and if you’re a real metal fan you will not like this unless, maybe, you have an ironic mullet. Then it’s up in the air.

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Mar 4 2010

Audrey Horne – Audrey Horne Review

Angry Metal Guy

Audrey Horne // Audrey Horne
Rating: 3.5/5.0 — Ozzy meets modern rock! Catchy, well-produced, commercial.
Label: Indie Recordings
Websites: myspace.com/audreyhornemusic
Release Date: EU: 01.03.2010 | US: 03.01.2010 (?)

It’s been a long time since a sort of standard modern rock or traditional metal band really showed off anything that this Angry Metal Guy appreciated. For the most part, modern rock has been rehashed BS and overrated post-Seattle scene leftovers. The bands that have tried to convert their sounds (see: the remnants of Guns N’ Roses meets STP or Europe‘s latest incarnation) have really failed at it because the sound is, at its root, boring as hell. Rehashing rock again with thicker guitar tone and a vocalist who will never live up to the classics is pretty much a good way to guarantee that your vocalist buddy goes to rehab, but not much more. Whatever happened to Buckcherry again? Oh right. Flash in the effing pan.

So, it was with great surprise that Audrey Horne is none of these things. Instead, Audrey Horne is a smartly packaged modern rock band with pop, pizazz and some seriously above par songwriting skills. And where are they from? Oh, you guessed it: NORWAY! Wait, you didn’t guess that? That’s right, Audrey Horne, my metal brethren, is made up of a bunch of Norwegian metal dudes who apparently are also suckers for trad rock and metal and who, instead of going the “let’s try to be Iron Maiden” route, went the “let’s make pop rock” route in their quest to pay homage to traditional metal. And they pull it off. It’s just funny to see that Ice Dale (Enslaved) is in this band. ‘Cause he’s in like every project on Indie Recordings. Anyone else notice that? Honestly, I think it’s one of their signing requirements. “Well, we only sign Norwegian bands and you gotta use Ice Dale on guitar.”

But on to the music. This is not a metal album. This is modern rock with pretty good riffs, great melodies and no shortage of wall of sound guitars. This is the kind of thing your buddy would show you and you’d say “Oh, yeah, that’s alright.. but have you heard…”. It’s the kind of thing you’d pick up, but your girlfriend would listen to more than you. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if these guys got picked up by Roadrunner and sent on tour with Nickelback. This is not meant to be an insult (because honestly, these guys put Nickelback to shame in terms of talent, song writing, originality and non-annoyingness), but the sound is palatable, sweet and catchy as hell. However, the listener feels like they’ve heard this before.. but just can’t place it.

That said, we like it! While the record drags on a little at the end, the songs on here are well composed and catchy. The opening track “Charon” bursts out the door to open the record (after the intro track “Vultures”) and had me immediately hooked, largely because of vocalist Toschie’s mix between Ozzy and Scott Weiland and his adhesive melodies—you will have this chorus stuck in your head for days afterwords. The introductory Ozzy channeling isn’t the only time it happens. Instead it can be easily seen on tracks like “Blaze of Ashes” and “Bridge and Anchors”. But these guys are really at their best when they’re doing something that’s a little bit more akin to Tool‘s sound, with sort of atmospheric, melodic verse parts and big, memorable choruses like on the song “Pitch Black Mourning” and “Firehose”. The  only major misfires are ballads. This record contains a couple of them and they are no good.. just no good. Let what is dead stay dead, guys. (Really? “Sail Away”? REALLY?)

Audrey Horne is really good at what they do, but what they do is going to strike different metalheads in different ways. I can see this being really popular with sort of older, more traditional metal fans who are probably in the same age group as the guys in this band. They’re going to find everything they want: catchy choruses, good guitar solos, retro keyboard sounds and highly melodic vocals that harken back to when men were men and they had frills on their jackets. If you’re into that, or into post-grunge modern rock, then we suggest you check this out. ‘Cause, these Norwegians do it better than any American band this Angry Metal Guy has heard in .. well .. years.

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Sep 20 2009

Interview with Trevor from The Black Dahlia Murder (2009)

Angry Metal Guy

Trevor from The Black Dahlia Murder is the first person I’ve ever interviewed more than once.  Unfortunately, he doesn’t remember that.  When I talked to him, the guys were a start up band from Detroit that was soon going into the studio to record Miasma a record that went over, well, remarkably well.  So well, in fact, that The Black Dahlia Murder has basically become one of the biggest American names in death metal.  Their third record Nocturnal did even better on the charts than Miasma did, and I suspect that Deflorate will make the last two look silly.

With that in mind, it still blows my mind that these guys are still reviled by so many metalheads.  I talk about that, the new record, what he’d like to say to all the kids downloading his new record and obscure death metal.  Fun?  I thought so.


AMG: Let’s jump right into this, it’s been like 6 years since you guys released Unhallowed and last time I talked to you you’d onlyTBDM_Deflorate-300-CD been to Europe once.  How’s it going over there?  How are you guys doing in the European market?

Trevor: It’s been really good, man.  It’s been picking up quite a bit.  We’ve been getting there a lot, you know, we go there a couple times a year.  Usually try to hit the festival circuits in the summer if we can.  It’s been cool, it’s been similar to the States, it’s just a little bit behind still.  We’re definitely excited to be going back there.  Especially seeing as how bands definitely seem to generate longevity over there, they just keep coming and keep their fans happy.  That’s pretty much what we plan to do, you know, so I’m excited to see what’s going to happen in the long run, but yeah man, it’s been a very, very cool evolution.

AMG: When are you guys coming over here next then?

Trevor: We’ll be back in January for this tour called Bone Crusher which is like this tour that was dreamt up by us and our booking agent, Mark at Avacado.  It’s sort of like a traveling fest, it’s us, 3 Inches of Blood, Necrophobic who I absolutely love, I can’t wait to see.  Ingested from the UK they’re cool and they were one of our suggestions.  Obscura they’re awesome.  So yeah, it should be really cool and a little bit varied, you know.

AMG: But first you’ve got a couple legs of an American tour?

Trevor: Yeah, we have uh, we’re living in a couple days for Children of Bodom and Skeletonwitch which is actually mostly Canadian but there’s some American dates. And then we roll right into another tour with Skeletonwitch, which features Toxic Holocaust and Trap Them.  That’ll be the whole US.  So yeah, we have a lot on our plate as usual, I think more so on this tour cycle than ever, it’s going to be really, really, jam packed with dates.

AMG: When we had talked before you had said that you had been home like two weeks out of the year or something, is that the kind of schedule that you still have?  You put out a record, tour like maniacs and go back into the studio right away?

Trevor: Yeah, it usually adds up to 8 or 9 months altogether that we’re gone.  It’s a little bit spread out.  It’s usually a little time at home, just enough to stay sane.  This while coming up is looking pretty brutal, we have 2 months straight in the van between those two tours because we don’t get to go home in between and that’s a test of sanity right there, pretty much.

AMG: Yeah, I’ll bet.  Does that have anything to do with the member swapping that’s been happening?

Trevor: That has a lot to do with it actually.  People that just can’t commit to being a camper their entire life, you know.  And I can understand.  But another thing is just the amount of dedication, the amount of dedication to the person’s respective instrument.  You gotta be on top of the ball, especially in the drumming department, you know, to play how we wanna play live.  It takes a lot of upkeep you know.  Also, you know, a lot of people have gone through the band because they just couldn’t keep their egos in check.  There’s a lot of people complementing you all the time when you’re in a band.  You gotta keep focused and being the best at your instrument.  The main goal is to play a perfect show.  If we play a perfect show, you know, or play the best we can and it’s tight, has balls, then the rest falls into place.  Then we can be happy campers, you know.  That’s kind of our mantra.  I think now that we’re older and now that we have a really successful thing going we get to choose from the best of the best to come in and play in our band, you know.  We’re not picking people that we know from the neighborhood in Michigan anymore.  Now we got to shop around for these guys.  Shannon has just been an amazing drummer and an amazing asset to this band.  Just having him behind us… it gives us the confidence to be the band that we’re supposed to be, you know.  We need to know that we’re going to be faced playing at these high speeds on stage, we need to know that he’s always going to be there to back us up.   Now that we have that confidence I think that we’re even stronger as a force than ever.  Bring Ryan in, you know, he’s on that same level of professionality [sic] you know, he’s an awesome player, he definitely brings our leads up to the next plateau on this new album, and he also contributed to the writing of this album.  Which was cool, because he wasn’t really in the picture for that long.  But you know, he felt comfortable with us.   And we brought him in with the idea that he was going to write songs and be a part of the band, and it’s worked out great.  He’s been sort of a breath of life into everything.  The rest of us have been tu

The Black Dahlia Murder - Majesty

nnel-visioning on this band for a long time, you know what I mean, I’ve spent 8 years where this was my main focus and now we’re just surrounded by like-minded guys.  It’s like a new dawn for us because we have Ryan contributing to writing, Bart our bass player actually co-wrote two songs.  It’s like we have a whole new canon of people who are writing and it took the pressure off of Brian, you know, he was our sole writer for most of the material on most of the albums.  Even though it’s our fourth album, I feel like we really hit our stride with the last one, you know, like it wasn’t kids stuff anymore.  ’Cause when we met I was a kid, you know.  Now I’m almost 30, time’s flying but we’ve been having a lot of fun the whole way.

AMG: But at the same time, Deflorate is definitely still The Black Dahlia Murder it’s not like you guys are exactly branching out in a lot of new progressive directions.  Do you think that we’ll see more experimentation on future records, or have you nailed that sound that you want?

Trevor: We try to do both.  We realize our strengths.  And our sound has been realized as far as we’re concerned, you know, and we try to do technical things and we played in so many time signatures that we’ve never touched on this album.  We try give the songs their own identity and I think they’re a little bit stronger in that way on this album than on any previously.  So, you know, it’s kind of like we try to keep a good balance of everything.  We try to write concise death metal songs that have a catchy song structure and strong choruses, you know that’s always been our thing.  But we try to keep going as a band and keep the fans coming along with us, you know what I mean, so, it’s definitely our sound, it’s definitely more recognizable as us, but it is more technical, there are moments that are faster than ever and then there are some songs that are pulled back a little bit like “Necropolis,” just letting the melodies and the catchiness do the talking.  We just want to ride that fence and not do anything too drastic, you know, sometimes change, it scares people, you know what I mean?  It’s not like we’re going to go start singing or something.  And I think that now that we’re at our fourth record I think people are starting to see us, hopefully, our fans are starting to see us as an institution, something that they can depend on.  They know that it’s never going to like pussy out on them or anything.  Any of those opportunities that we’ve had and anything that we’ve been lucky enough to do, we’ve done without compromising our music in anyway.  We do what we want to do and we’ve been lucky to have these great opportunities and stuff, so we’re just going to keep on doing it and hope that people will stick with us, and hope we can survive the changing of time in the way that Cannibal Corpse has.  There’s been the rise and fall of death metal and now it’s coming back full swing in the US.  In Europe it’s a little bit different, ’cause you know the fabric of the underground is very, very rich with history.  You guys have a lot more big festivals and I think metal is a little bit more readily available in Europe.

AMG: It seems like it’s never been a trend, like it’s been more of a consistent underground in places.

Trevor: In the States it’s kind of lame, you know what I mean.  If it’s going to be like every other trend in the states then I guess it’s going to eventually taper off.  Right now it’s really hot, in the States.  We just want to survive the changing of times andPhoto 13 hopefully all these young fans that are into us will, you know, will grow up metalheads and will still stick with us and stick with metal.

AMG: Actually, I was going to say, apropos death metal I think it’s pretty interesting because when you guys first came out pretty much everyone was trying to say that you were metalcore because you don’t look like death metal guys, and now, even though you guys play melodic death metal (you pretty much sound like At The Gates with blast beats), but now it’s like the deathcore thing.  Why do you think that nobody wants to call you death metal?

Trevor: I think they’re scared.  They have their own… look, metal, I love it, I love the shit out of it, I’ve loved it for fucking almost 20 years now.  But it has its own sets of rules and codes and it has its own safety zones, you know what I mean?  They see us with short hair and they just want to put us in another box.  They won’t except that I have a bigger CD collection than them.  [Laughter]  It has it’s own trappings I guess.  The way I saw metal was that this is an escape from the world, the escape from reality.  Like this secret society of people who have this greater understanding, you know what I mean?  I don’t know where trying to keep everybody out of this picture really came into this, you know, I think the more metalheads we can find the more people that are into metal the better.  Because frankly, as a whole… I don’t understand..

AMG: Yeah, but then it’s not exclusive, dude, it’s not exclusive..  If there’s a group of kids.. I don’t know, when I was at school I was one of four guys who liked metal if there had been 25 I wouldn’t have been special.

Trevor: [Laughs] Yeah, but It’s the music of the underground, so I don’t understand why we don’t have a home with those people.   I guess in a way it’s given us another challenge, you know, another occasion to rise to.  To prove to these people.  If they hear the music they can’t deny it.

AMG: But dude, they can, I mean, they do it.  You’ll read for example people comparing bands that don’t sound anything like you guys to you because that is sort of an image of something that is trendy and not metal.

Trevor: But I think a lot of this comes from.. I think it’s half people that just look at the band and haven’t heard it who may even like the band, but they just profile us as metalcore and never check it out.  And then there are kids that are very young and coming in and I think they see a lot of bands that maybe…  There are a lot of young bands influenced by this band that kind of take it and put a ton of breakdowns in it, you know.  So I guess that for a young kid, I guess it seems like we’re in the same category as a lot of this deathcore bands because of a lack of awareness.

Photo 02AMG: That you guys don’t use breakdowns…

Trevor: Yeah, or that we’re influenced by a whole different set of music.  It’s hard to pinpoint really.  Having all these different genres and whatever, every time our name is mentioned on the internet there follows like a 55 page genre battle.  [Laughs] But I think having all these different genres and things like that, that people can put us in has kind of given us the ability to play with all different kinds of bands, you know.  We play with hardcore bands, we play with metalcore bands, we play with black/death bands everything in between.  It’s made us more versatile, I think.  It’s been a blessing in disguise.   At first I used to be really anal about it and get kind of butt hurt about it, but I don’t really care anymore.  It’s basically ignorance that’s put us in these different categories, so it’s like “fuck it man, what can I do?”  You can’t change everybody’s mind in the world.  As long as they’re talking about the band.  I don’t care what they’re calling us as long as they’re calling us.  I think, too that Nocturnal was kind of a big step in clearing our name to some of the more elite types.  They see the artwork they can at least make the association, you know, having Necrolord artwork and stuff like that, maybe that was kind of a foot in the door to get them to catch on.  And I’ve got high hopes for this one, too.  That whole thing, I don’t spend too much time even worrying about that anymore.

AMG: Tell me about your new DVD.

Trevor: All the DVD’s I’ve bought of bands, I just watch once if I can even get through it.  You know, it’s usually just one concert shot from a few angles, by the third or fourth song you’ve pretty much just seen everything and you’re like “Oh, OK.”  And if there’s an interview it’ll usually be something really corny and not too informational.   I don’t know.  We just had this idea that we wanted to do a DVD our way, you know?  And a lot of it is just joking around and it just kind of shows you what tour is like.  There’s a whole segment on how to pee in a bottle [laughs].  It’s just shit like that that shows the humanity of the band and shows the kind of shit that we endure.  People look at our band, like.. sometimes kids ask us like “You guys are fucking rich, man!” or like “Why don’t you have Metal Blade buy you a bus?”  And we’re like “Wow, you know so little about what’s going on, I don’t have a whole day to explain it to you.”  So, I don’t know it’s kinda funny man.  We have kind of a unique vibe in our band asfar as I can see, we’re all friends and we have a good time.  We have a great time.  And even though we’ve had members come through this band, they were always you know friends.  Like friends from home.  And the guys we have are our friends now, one of our abilities—to have this much strength and to tour this relentlessly—is just our bond, you know, we have such a great time doing all this shit.  You can really see that in the DVD, that we have something unique going.  I think, it’s taken on its own life, you know.  A lot of people have been talking to me about it.  Some people have been turned onto the band I think through the DVD.  Like, the poop and pee jokes are the hook and then they find out about the music.  [More laughter abounds]

Photo 04AMG: Did you ever see Type O Negative‘s After Dark?

Trevor: No, man.  I’ve never seen it.

AMG: That’s like the only band video that I’ve ever seen that really sounds anything like that.  It was basically a big fucking joke, t

hey got money from the label and then they just made asses of themselves.

Trevor: Yeah, that’s awesome.

AMG: Like you said, it was the only one of those videos that you can sit through, ’cause the rest of ‘em.. are just “Eh.”

Trevor: The Pantera DVD, that’s awesome.

AMG: I never saw it.

Trevor: They just fuck around, man, it’s awesome.

AMG: OK, yeah, another one is Iron Maiden‘s Rock in Rio, that was really good, too.

Trevor: I mean, some concerts are just great.  I mean, Rock in Rio that is just that show is amazing.  Everyone singing “Fear of

the Dark,” I mean, that is the shit.

AMG: I mean, could you imagine standing in front of that many people?

Trevor: No.  [Laughs] That’s gotta be quite a feeling.  I mean, I get good vibes when I’m standing in front of just a normal show, if it’s going well.  I can’t imagine.  Goddamn.  That was like a sea of people.

AMG: Yeah, dude, and they all know every single word to every single song even though they don’t speak your language.

Trevor: That’s a trip dude.  That’s the coolest shit ever.

AMG: That shit is impressive.  But what is the biggest show you guys have ever played?

Trevor: It’s from festivals obviously.  We stood probably in front of nine or ten thousand at a festival in Japan one time, that was cool.  We played at Wacken, there was a good bit of people.  We were the first band on the second day, we played at like 11 am.  And there must’ve been about 10,000 people there watching and that was a good feeling.  In Indonesia we headlined a show for about 4,000.  That was pretty damn big.

AMG: Damn, that’s really big.  What size venues are you guys playing now?   Are you guys playing sort of middle sized venues now?

Trevor: Yeah, we’re in that middle room.  I think it’s like, a good show out in the states will be like anywhere between 5-to-800. If we have a really good tour, you know, good package and stuff.  It depends.  We’re trying to play it safe on this next run you know because of the economy being down so hard right now.  We’re planning our next round, I think we’re going for the mid-

sized rooms.  It’s been really fun, man, pretty much every time we play we don’t have to settle for anything but chaos, you know what I mean?  Crowd surfing and going nuts.  We just wanna have some fun and kinda get rid of  the loads of your normal life just for a minute, you know?

AMG: I guess I wanna know what you want to say to all the kids who are downloading your record right now instead of buying it…

Trevor: I’d tell ‘em to pick it up.  I think a lot of them don’t understand.. I think the common consensus out there is that “Well they don’t get any money from their CD sales,” and that’s pretty much true.  But, uh, it still decides the pecking order of who plays over who, who has the clout to take what fucking bands, blah, blah fucking blah, blah blah blah.

AMG: Alright, alright…

Trevor: It’s very, very important that people buy the record.  That our fans buy the record, I encourage them.  Because if they love us, I’m asking them.  Please.. [Laughs]  Right now it’s a hard time, and hard times have fallen on a lot of bands.  And, it would really make a statement if you picked up this album.

AMG: Are you down on your knees, by any chance?

Trevor: I’m on my knees.  I’m asking [inaudable] of humanity.

AMG: [Laughing] Alright, sort nearing the end of our time here.. what are some really great obscure death metal records that you’ve picked up recently?  Shit that isn’t.. you know.. On..

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Trevor: Yeah, yeah, shit that’s not on Metal Blade.  [Laughter abounds]  I don’t know, as far as new bands.  Um, let’s see.. Hmmmm… I’ve been on a real old school kick in the last while, finding a lot of old school CDs.  There’s plenty of obscure shit in that realm, too.  Recent bands I like, um, Dead Congregation, I like a lot from Greece they have the drummer from Voracity.  They’re like the really dark death metal band, somewhat like Incantation, but like tight and really fast.  I don’t know, I’ve been really falling in love with the really dark death metal stuff like that.  Shit where they play on stage with a bunch of candles and cloaks and shit like that.  And bone necklaces and shit, but they’re awesome.

AMG: Nice, nice.. Have you heard Fleshgod Apocaplyse?  They’re more tech…

Trevor: Yeah, that’s the other Hour of Penance band… Fuckin’ rad.

AMG: [Laughs] Yeah, man, but they’re way more classical man, they’re way more melodic..

Trevor: Yeah, it has like a little bit of orchestrated stuff and…

AMG: Yeah, yeah, that’s like the one sort of techdeath record that I’ve been getting into.  There’s a bunch of stuff that’s come out like Ulcerate and …

Trevor: Yeah, I like Ulcerate, we actually played with those guys out in New Zealand.  And they were AWESOME, man.  That drummer is real dude.  There’s nothing fake there, man.

AMG: What’s up with the.. do you guys trigger?

Trevor: Uh, just the kicks.

AMG: What do you think of that?  With the whole fact that drums sound like there’s no toughness in the drums anymore..

Trevor: Yeah, it’s been a bit of a trend and I think it stems from everyone’s excitement about ProTools.  When it was first getting around everywhere, you know?  But some of it was kind of influenced by what was going on in metalcore production, you know what I mean?  Like, replacing the fuck out of every drum until it sounds like the hardest hit you’ve ever heard and it just doesn’t sound like a human you know what I mean?  Like quantize the shit out of it.  We tried to back off on that kind of sound on this record and go way more natural with the drums.  Like, all real.  The old school way.  I think it has more of a live energy to it.

AMG: It sounds good, it stands out, man.  So many bands are doing that now, it’s so.. You might as well be programming it, what’s the point of having a fucking drummer?

Trevor: [Laughs] And half the guys can’t even reproduce it live.  So, I dunno man.  We had some pretty fake sounding drums Photo 14on Miasma but we’ve definitely gone away from that.


And that was that.  Sadly, our time was up.  Anyway, there is some more to this interview, bits and pieces that unfortunately got missed due to shitty sound quality.   Including a lot in the section about death metal bands.  Bummer.  Either way though, Trevor was a sport and you should buy the new record.  He’s begging you…

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