Feb 6 2011

The Bridal Procession – Astronomical Dimensions Review

Angry Metal Guy

The Bridal Procession // Astronomical Dimensions
Rating: 2.5/5.0 — Behemoth 2.0 [3]
Label: Siege of Amida Records
Websites: myspace.com/thebridalprocession
Release Dates: World: February 7th, 2011

The Bridal Procession - Astronomical DimensionsThe Bridal Procession are a death metal band with orchestral stylings from Paris, France. If you go to their Last.fm page, the first thing you see on there is someone writing “Behemoth 2.0.” What’s funny about this was exactly my response when I heard the introduction of this album, which has an Egyptian sounding orchestral introduction followed up with a vocal introduction that was ripped straight off from “Slaves Shall Serve” (a track from Behemoth‘s Demigod, if you’re not familiar). This did not raise my expectations very high, to be totally honest. And, because of that I never had time to get disappointed by the mediocrity, and more frankly, unoriginality that followed. Continue reading

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Jan 29 2011

Moonreich – Loi Martiale Review

Angry Metal Guy

Moonreich // Loi Martiale
Rating: 3.0/5.0 — Surprisingly sticky…
Label: De Tenebrarum Principio
Websites: myspace.com/moonreichmusic
Release Dates: EU: 24.01.2011

Moonreich - Loi MartialeThe French metal scene has been growing and more interesting in the past few years than I can ever remember. While the following review will be of Moonreich‘s Loi Martiale (Martial Law), it is important to say that in general I’ve been really impressed with the quality of all the metal I’ve been hearing out of France for a while now. Bands like Sebka-Chott, Kalisia and Gorod all stand out as being excellent examples of a metal scene in full bloom right now, full of new thoughts and ideas. Hell, even French black metal is forward thinking and innovative these days if you look at Deathspell Omega and Blut Aus Nord—and black metal hasn’t been innovative as a scene goes since the early 1990s. So you can say that I entered into this one with some high expectations. Continue reading

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Apr 17 2010

Les Discrets – Septembre et ses dernières Pensées Review

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Les DiscretsSeptembre et ses dernières Pensées
Rating: 3.0/5.0 – A solid, if inconsistent, debut.
Label: Prophecy Productions
Websites: lesdiscrets.com/ | myspace.com/lesdiscrets
Release Date: EU: 29.03.2010 | US: 05.04.2010

It would appear that now defunct, scene-polarising French black metal troupe Amesoeurs have another project place under their name, this time in the form of bassist Fursey Treyssier’s Les Discrets; a post rock-meets-shoegaze project that still has that very noticeable smell of metal that Amesoeurs and it’s sibling project Alcest gave rise to.

As with Alcest, comparisons will immediately be drawn to Amesoeurs and opinions will rage about whether this solo effort is better or worse than its “parent band”. I use the term “parent band” loosely, since both Alcest and Les Discrets existed long before Amesoeurs, but the feeling I get from the latter is that it represents a grand culmination of ideas that released its children on to the world, both of whom have chosen to run in vastly different directions.

Septembre et ses dernières Pensées is the band’s debut release and I feel the first thing that must be said, that will raise a lot of Angry Metal Eyebrows, is that Les Discrets is not a metal band. There are no harsh vocals, cascades of furious blast beats or ultra-aggressive guitar-driven musical passages that stand out and scream “Metal!”. It is a much more subdued affair of walls-of-sound and a slow ramble through Fursey’s imagination. That being said, the band still manages to display a firm grounding in metal beneath their post rock driven songs. Les Discrets bridges the gap between the post-black metal stylings of Amesouers and the more atmospheric shoegaze of Alcest, blending both genres into a new, but coherent, and enjoyable sound.

Septembre et ses dernières Pensées begins innocently enough with an atmospheric introduction that draws the listener in and begins to shape Fursey’s world. The cover art and liner notes prove very evocative when combined with the music that creates the soundtrack to the stark, yet beautiful images in the booklet. After the brief introduction, we are immediately launched into “L’échappée”, easily the flagship track of the album. The track is catchy and creates a strong, dreamlike atmosphere with a heavily textured wall of sound beneath Fursey’s warm, chant-like vocals.

The next track, “Les Feuilles de l’Olivier” is probably the most metal-oriented track on the album. Heavily distorted guitars and thick drums are complimented by a peaceful, clean guitar that that keeps the shoegaze element alive. I should mention here that there is heavy use of clean guitars throughout the album that carries a signature sound from track to track, stopping atmospheric tracks from becoming soundscapes and keeping the faster passages away from becoming pure black metal.

We are then taken to “Song for Mountains”, a track that appeared in demo form on the split with Alcest. The clean guitar once again provides grounding, while tremelo picked guitars, reminiscent of Mono or Godspeed You! Black Emperor, build a wave of noise that completely envelops the listener. The presence of the opening theme of this track along with its structure and those of the previous songs is important to note at this point, because it is after the intimate and folkish, yet unremarkable “Sur les Quais” and the Alcest/Amesouers sounding “Effet de nuit” that the wheels start to come off.

At the end of “Effet de nuit” we are presented with a superfluous guitar piece that leads into the title track. It is at this point that the album as a cohesive unit loses its way. Until now the music has not deviated much from traditional rock song structure. The typical verse-chorus-verse-bridge-etc. arrangements have made the songs catchy and memorable, and now we are presented with a spoken word introduction into a title track that wanders about the dreamy atmosphere but never really goes anywhere. I am in no way adverse to post rock soundscapes or variety in an album, but it is at this point that the hypnotic spell woven of the previous tracks is broken – and I was left wondering why the dream ended so abruptly.

The remaining songs, including an outro of sorts seem to just meander about aimlessly, lacking the magic that the album started with. There is a vague nod to Alcest in some of the riffs and chords used, but they ultimately lead nowhere. The traditional song structure has been forsaken in favour of free-flowing tracks that roll in and out of shoegaze and metal without being held together by a dominant hook. Even the instrumental “Svipdagr & Freyja” just feels like two loosely pieced together ideas and the closing bars of the outro track, “Une matinée d’hiver” would not sound out of place on an album by post rock giants, Sigur Rós. They serve as a pleasant enough farewell, but still one that still leaves the me feeling somewhat let down.

It is unfortunate that Septembre et ses dernières Pensées ends on such a low note since, up until the title track, the album felt really solid in its exploration of the black metal and shoegaze genres. In my opinion, the title track should have closed off the album instead of breaking the spell prematurely and leaving the listener lost in a sea of sounds that are not nearly as deliberate and well crafted as the opening tracks. However, these are possibly just teething pains for Les Discrets and hopefully Fursey’s future output will build upon the foundations laid by this album (they are signed for a five record deal after all).

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Dec 23 2009

Things You May Have Missed: Kalisia – Cybion

Angry Metal Guy

One of the most surprising records of this year for me and one that I’d sort of forgotten about until recently was Kalisia‘s epic concept album Cybion. Sold online as a single track for very cheap, this is one long-ass amazing progressive soundscape that probably shouldn’t be missed. These guys come from France which puts out some of the best progressive/avant garde metal in the world right now and these guys aren’t an exception to this. Ranging between traditional metal, progressive rock à la-Dream Theater (fortunately sans irritating vocalist) and ranging in towards techno, this is pretty impressive. There are, however, some issues with this CD. First, there is an excessive use of auto-tuned female vocals on it that I found to be really annoying, there is also a little too much techno for my tastes and I wish that the parts were more distinct at times. But this record still really impresses more than not and for the price, you can’t go wrong.

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