Happy Metal Guy is concerned about your GPA and motivational issues. He thinks some Hatebreed might help, but only when your schedule allows it.
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Dethklok – Dethalbum III Review
Happy Metal Guy likes anime and cartoons and other weird stuff. Naturally, he was the logical choice to review a silly, make-believe album by non-existent death metallers, Dethklok. He also likes rainbows, puppies and ponies, but we won’t get into that now.
Interview with Matthew Widener from Liberteer
Liberteer is an extremely interesting new grindcore project in two ways: (1) Its debut album has the longest and most straightforward, “You Don’t Say”-worthy name I’ve ever seen in grindcore so far. (2) Its groovy grindcore with symphonic and Americana elements thrown in!
Anaal Nathrakh – Vanitas Review
Anaal Nathrakh is a name that commands mucho respect in the frowny, downy world of black metal. Happy Metal Guy tells us if Vanitas keeps the flame of blackness burning bright in the dark of the winter night. Hey, that rhymed!
Revocation – Teratogenesis Review
Happy Metal Guy reviews the thrashy new Revocation EP while also revealing his love of naked and vulnerable things and his sadistic urge to torture insects. Lock up the cats and small animals and bring in the psycho-therapists.
Blut Aus Nord – 777 – Cosmosophy Review
I wake up and look around me. The dark-red ice is still coating the interior of the church. This can only mean one thing – I am still trapped within the nightmare.
Polarization – Chasing the Light Review
Instrumental music always works great as the soundtrack to doing productive work (such as sitting in front of the computer to scour the Facebook home page for drama queens of the day), and while mainstream society probably doesn’t think of instrumental metal music this way, perhaps they ought to give Los Angeles’ Polarization a chance.
Deathspell Omega – Drought Review
This post has been removed because it promoted Nazi or Nazi-adjacent metal bands or musicians. We apologize.
Martyrdöd – Paranoia Review
Happy Metal Guy really loved Black Breath. You’d think such love would help Martyrdöd out, but HMG is a fickle mistress indeed.
Trepalium – H.N.P. Review
Happy Metal Guy likes stuff that kinda, sorta, maybe sounds like Opeth…somewhat.