Once they were n00bs, but now they get their own Top Ten(ish) of 2019 lists. They grow up so fast!.
Angry Metal Lists
A December to Despair: The AMG Staff Picks the Top Ten Records o’ 2019
“The end of another year. The end of a decade. Time is the everflowing stream Dismember forgot to mention. 2019 saw us breaking in and brainwashing a brand new horde of unruly n00bs, and for the most part, they aren’t totally terrible.”
Angry Metal Guy’s Top 10(ish) of 2018
The manbun has landed! We repeat, the manbun has landed!
Dr. A.N. Grier’s Top Ten of 2018
Doctors in Da House! Next Dr. A.N. Grier presents his Top Ten of 2018. It’s been meticulously researched, so now it needs peer review. Give it!
Dr. Wvrm’s Top Ten(ish) Records of 2018
Christmas is over, but the lists are still lurking! Next up is Dr. Wvrm and his highly important opinions on what ten albums you should hear in 2018.
El Cuervo’s and Diabolus in Muzaka’s Top Ten of 2018
The holidays are near, but this is no time for shopping! Instead you should be consuming the Top Ten lists of the esteemed El Cuervo and Diabolus in Muzaka. These are the gifts that keeps on giving.
Mark Z.’s and L. Saunders’ Top Ten of 2018
More lists for the list machine! The men who unwisely go by their real names, Mark Z. and L. Saunders boldly proclaim their best albums of 2018.
Huck N’ Roll’s and Eldritch Elitist’s Top Ten of 2018
The top tens are marching, and Huck N’ Roll and Eldritch are ready to spread the gospel of good metal across the land. You wanted lists, you got lists!
Ferrous Beuller’s and GardensTale’s Top Ten of 2018
Ferrous Beuller and GardensTale need to unburden themselves and share all their picks for the best of 2018. Be polite and sit quietly until they’re done, then you can go outside and get a cupcake.
And Posers, Every One: The AMG Staff Picks the Top Ten Records o’ 2018
Once every year we let the AMG staff run amok and shower the metalverse in their perverse and misguided musical opinions. This is that dreaded day. Run and hide if you like, but it won’t save you from the tidal wave of poserism and hipsterdom about to swamp the Earth. Godspeed and profound apologies.