“In which we fit square pegs into round holes.”
Angry Metal Primer
Angry Metal Primer – King Crimson
“Heavy lies the meathead that wears the crown.”
Angry Metal Primer – Russian Circles
“In which we fall under the Russian sphere of influence and cry about it.”
Angry Metal Primer – Rogga Johansson
“In which you are buried under a pile of Rogga.”
Angry Metal Primer – Abbath
“In which the Cookie Man discards your crusty, useless exterior and sups of your cream innards.”
Angry Metal Primer – The Lord Weird Slough Feg
“In which we prepare you for The Lord Weird Slough Feg’s new album while the last ashes of our metal cred flutter away on the breeze.” Read as: Wimps and posers in the Hall.
