You know, Kronos and Grymm, Madam X and Doc Fisting

Grier and Trve Steel, Kikuras and Roquentin,

But do you recall

The most famous reviewer of all….

AMG the corpse-painted blogger

Had a very drab looking site

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it’s blight

All of the well-funded metal blogs

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor AMG, join in all their overrating games

Then one Jorny Christmas Eve

readers came to say

AMG with your blog so plain

won’t you ease our subjective rating pains?”

Then all the inter-webz loved him

As they unicorned with glee

AMG the hard-scoring miser

You’ll go down in history

 

From the AMG family to yours, have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah and a wonderful New Year!

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