You know, Kronos and Grymm, Madam X and Doc Fisting
Grier and Trve Steel, Kikuras and Roquentin,
But do you recall
The most famous reviewer of all….
AMG the corpse-painted blogger
Had a very drab looking site
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it’s blight
All of the well-funded metal blogs
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor AMG, join in all their overrating games
Then one Jorny Christmas Eve
readers came to say
“AMG with your blog so plain
won’t you ease our subjective rating pains?”
Then all the inter-webz loved him
As they unicorned with glee
AMG the hard-scoring miser
You’ll go down in history
From the AMG family to yours, have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah and a wonderful New Year!
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