I have no idea where this came from, but my buddy just sent it to me. And it simplifies everything quite easily. Yay Internets and their explanatory powers! (Click the image for the full thing.)
Angry Metal Guy is the standard by which all should be judged. That is why he started a blog. Direct all complaints about your incorrect opinions to @SteelDruhm on Twitter.
Rating System
5.0 - Iconic 4.5 - Excellent 4.0 - Great 3.5 - Very Good 3.0 - Good 2.5 - Mixed 2.0 - Disappointing 1.5 - Bad 1.0 - Embarrassing 0.5 - Unlistenable