• Aaron

    Well there’s a review that got me excited for something new. Your rendition of the band photo also has me sold.

  • Kmill

    Another great review, perhaps only eclipsed by this mysterious song!

  • Wow, this is good! Judging “the book by its cover”. I assumed this would be some type of blackened techno/death metal.

    • Monsterth Goatom

      Me too. Love the meaty guitar tone. A riffilicious, but also somewhat introspective, E.P.

  • Doomdeathrosh

    This is staggering stuff!
    Two things, Mr. Druhm:
    1. They have a bandcamp page.
    2. They do care about reviews from you guys!

    • I included a link to the Bandcamp page so you aren’t helping crack the case!

      • Doomdeathrosh

        Yeah, saw that 300 seconds too late!

  • Carlos Marrickvillian

    Which came first the unicorn or Deathwhite?
    Enjoyable review as always Senior Druhm, I do (now) recall your review from last year it got me interested…but I got distracted, This time I say YES!
    Sincerely yours
    Signing off and heading to Bandcamp!

    • Carlos Marrickvillian

      bah I can’t buy it!
      Going to spend my money on Trials and Christian Mistress instead!

      • Carlos Marrickvillian

        Arrrrg I can’t buy Christian Mistress either :[,
        Plan C – Im going to buy Trials and Alustrium

        • Kronos

          All death and no Christian mistress makes Carlos a kvlt boy.

          • Carlos Marrickvillian

            I’m a very kvltural person

      • Dying to get my hands on the new Christian Mistress.

        • Carlos Marrickvillian

          The teasers are dynamite. they have a nice Motorhead teaming up with Fleetwood Mack to make a Thin Lizzy tribute album…Cant wait to dig into it!

        • Monsterth Goatom

          Never heard of Christian Mistress. Any relation to Agnostic Courtesan? Joking aside, is there a review forthcoming? What are they like?

  • Daniel

    I prefer the ANUS review of this.

  • Martin Knap

    bi-courious str8 white dude looking for a str8 bro who looks like Freddie Mercury to spend a chill evening together drinking beer and watching str8 porn.

    • This is not helping solve the mystery.

      • But it does create new ones.

      • De2013

        It ain’t Jorn?

    • Daniel

      To jerk off into the vortex or to recharge your crystals?

      • Martin Knap

        not sure what you mean but I guess I’ll soon find out when I hook up with the right mustached bro.

  • Arsath

    Judging by the amount of Dan Swano references dropped, perhaps he could be a member…

    • Arsath

      Just read the rest of the review hehe, shame on me for preemptive commenting.

  • Luke_22

    Powerful stuff indeed judging by the sample track. And man those vocals really hit the spot.

  • I’m sorry but they are obviously a dementor.

  • Celine D

    Here are a bunch of eltist guys who speak poorly about this album and about you… http://www.deathmetal.org/tag/deathwhite/

    • Well, they seem like a friendly bunch.

    • sir_c

      they are reviewing their pr0n collection whilst looking at cd album covers. at least, that is what it looks like if I open your link.

  • Brett Reistroffer

    I know I’m late to the mystery party, but their website is registered to David Gehlke, former guitarist of Crown the Lost and current editor of the metal site Deadrhetoric.com. However, that doesn’t mean he’s a member; he could just be managing the group…

    Scooby mystery adventure aside though, they have a great sound and a full album would be nice indeed.

  • Monsterth Goatom

    Love the Unicorn art. The apotheosis of rainbow power! Some of these, like your reviews, deserve to be framed upon the wall.