It’s December so it’s time to open up your gift. Looks like you got October’s Record(s) o’ the Month, You lucky toadlicker! No returns or trade backsies.
Record o’ the Month
Record(s) o’ the Month – September 2023
The September Record(s) o’ the Month are at the door. Be thankful and offer them pie and bird flesh.
Record(s) o’ the Month – August 2023
The August Record(s) o’ the Month are upon us in timely fashion. What’s that you say? You shut up!
Record(s) o’ the Month – July 2023
A wolf got into the AMG Throne Room and ate the Record(s) o’ the Month for July. Then we had to wait for wolfie to pass them. And here they are, hot and steaming.
Record(s) o’ the Month – June 2023
The Record(s) o’ the Month for June just showed up at the door, dirty, hungry, and smelling of bathtub hobo wine. Would you have a moment to talk about fostering them? Please?
Record(s) o’ the Month – May 2023
The year rolls on and we get closer and closer to being up to date with the Record(s) o’ the Month. And what did we learn from May? We learned that death metal can, and does, still rule the roost.
Record(s) o’ the Month – April 2023
April’s Record(s) o’ the Month are here right on time, as usual! This month will be particularly contentious, so that oughtta be fun.
Record(s) o’ the Month – February 2023
The “diabolical façade” continues, as February followed in January’s surprising footsteps, turning out to be a remarkable month for metal. Weirdly, though, all the best stuff was released on the same day. Isn’t that an unlikely coincidence?
Record(s[es]) o’ the Month(s) – October & November 2022
December is upon us. Smoke rises from the mountain of doom, Listurnalia™ is just around the corner and Steel Druhm rides to AMG HQ in a vain attempt to get the Record(s) o’ the Month back on track in 2023.
Record(s) o’ the Month – September 2022
“Where is the horse and the writer? Where is the ale horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days of 2022 have gone down in the West behind AMG HQ into shadow. Who shall gather the smoke of the dead staffers burning? Or behold the flowing promos from the Sump returning? How did it come to this? Why is the Score Safety Counter bleeding? Welcome to the September Record(s) o’ the Month.” A sword day. A red day.