Just as those proponents of the early 20th Century avant-garde cultural movement that seeked to release the creative potential of the subconscious mind called themselves “Surrealists”, Horseback mastermind Jenks Miller probably thinks of himself as one too when it comes to this eclectic project of his which fuses psychedelia, drone metal, and noise music together.
Happy Metal Guy probably needs another colder shower to deal with the uncomfortable levels of joy he’s getting from this record.
Herein Happy Metal Guy asks why these guys are so sad. I’m beginning to wonder what he actually knows about metal.
Happy Metal Guy is insane.
Furyon sounds rather huggable and bad for asthma-prone people, but this rising UK band have concocted a decent debut full-length album here, which will make those asthma-prone people catch their fleeting breaths.
Happy Metal Guy waxes poetic about metal’s worst excesses and.. what? Likes them!? THAT’S IT! YOU’RE FUCKING FIRED!
Happy Metal Guy makes all reviews a treat! ‘Cause he’s just so happy. Here he is reviewing a black metal record from a French band Aldaaron.
Enigmatic and uncomfortably cheerful, gregarious and ambitious Happy Metal Guy managed to catch up with Mirai Kawashima from the Japanese avant-garde black metal band Sigh. He bombarded him with positivity, amusing anecdotes and uncomfortable questions about steel phalli until Mr. Kawashima relented; answering the questions and talking about… flowers? This fucking blog gets weirder and weirder every day.
Incoming! Incoming! It’s a bad album cover!
Y’know, Impiety is kind of like the Hitler of the underground blackened death metal community.
