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Happy Metal Guy Comments: On The Carry-Over Effects in Music-Reviewing And Other Scientific Mumbo-Jumbo

By Happy Metal Guy On June 19, 2013 · 3 Comments · In Blog Posts
"I guess you could say this is Happy Metal Guy’s version of Angry Metal Guy’s well-known article on objectivity mixed with Steel Druhm's rant about the trials of a music reviewer. In research methodology, there is a phenomenon called “carry-over effects”. This refers to the problem of a previous experimental treatment’s effects on research subjects carrying over to the next experiment the subjects are participating in, which is likely to confound the results of that experiment." In one of the strangest posts ever at AMG, Happy Metal Guy dons a lab coat and attempts to redefine the ongoing struggle for reviewer objectivity through the prism of science, scientology, phrenology, eugenics and other illegal human experimentation. In short, he aims to blind us all...with (junk) SCIENCE!
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Masterplan – Novum Initium Review

By Steel Druhm On June 18, 2013 · Add Comment · In 2013, 3.5, AFM Records, German Metal, Heavy Metal, Power Metal, Reviews
"Originally conceived as a super group-ish side project for Helloween's Uli Kusch and Roland Grapow, Masterplan soon became the duo's main gig after their ignominious firing by those silly Germanic Pumpkin rockers. Although they planned to have the Lordly Russel Allen as the singer, they instead released two solid albums of melodic power metal helmed by the mighty Jorn Lande (yes AMG, we know you don't think he's that mighty). While Jorn left, then rejoined to record the less than stirring Time to Be King opus, it appears he left yet again, as Novum Initium features the talents of the well-travelled Rick Altzi (ex-At Vance, ex-Thunderstone, Herman Frank)." Are you sick of hearing about how awesome Jorn is? Apparently Masterplan is too, since they seem determined to beat him at his own hard rocking game. But can they bring as much heavy rock to the land as Jorn can?
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Amon Amarth – Deceiver of the Gods Review

By Angry Metal Guy On June 18, 2013 · 24 Comments · In 2013, 4.0, Melodic Death Metal, Metal Blade, Reviews, Swedish Metal
"Amon Amarth. It should be no secret that the fanboys of Angry Metal Guy dot com love this band. With With Oden on Our Side ranking in at #12 on my Top 15(ish) of the 2000s list, and Steel Druhm popping an uncharacteristically exuberant and punny woody over 2011's Surtur Rising, it should come as no surprise to you that Amon Amarth's new record was definitely on the Angry Metal Radar™. In my opinion, though, Amon Amarth has been weak since 2006's extraordinarily mighty WOoOS (pronounced like it's spelled), which broke them for the world market. Follow up Twilight of the Thunder God was tepid and too clean, and Surtur Rising felt like an over correction and hasn't aged well, either. So color me skeptical: Amon Amarth hasn't done anything for me for two records and 5 years—would that change now?"

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Havok – Unnatural Selection Review

By Steel Druhm On June 16, 2013 · 9 Comments · In 2.5, 2013, American Metal, Candlelight, Reviews, Thrash
"I couldn't help it, I had to rescue this review from Mr. Fisting Himself and his mad, imperious rule of giving every rethrash album a 2.0. Why did I have to spare Havok from the dubious rating thrash heap you ask? Because these feisty youngsters strike me as the true vanguard of the rethrash movement and where they go, so goes the retro wave. While Havok brings little in the way of musical innovation to a static, fairly stale style, they've staved off tedium on prior albums like Time is Up through sheer youthful exuberance, grit and fancy musicianship." Steel Druhm may be able to save Havok from Mr. Fisting, but can he save them from themselves?
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Author & Punisher - Women & Children Review

On June 15, 2013 By Alex Franquelli
"There's a moment in time, at a certain point and it doesn’t even matter where, when one starts to wonder: how big is this machine? Does it have thoughts of its own? Where does the medium start and the human mind end? But does it matter, after all? Author & Punisher is a true son of post-industrial America: one of those people who may end up living their entire lives without having to turn the handles of a proper mechanical apparatus, smell the iron, wonder why its aroma is so similar to that of human blood and confuse form with substance. Machines – greasy joints dripping oil as if sweat – belong to zoos together with those strange animals (cows, goats, donkeys, etc.) young kids rarely see." I for one would love to visit a mechanical zoo! Anywho, Alex provides us with more of his thoughtful musings on life, machinery and metal as he examines the new Author & Punisher opus.
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Pest – The Crowning Horror Review

On June 14, 2013 By Madam X
"Bands regularly lay claim to being 'old school', to bringing back the 'glory days'. But from my experience, what they're REALLY trying to tell you, is that they're foisting their low budget recording quality onto you and they're serving you a platter of replica tracks. This was my first thought when I saw that Necro and Equimanthorn's big selling point on Pest was that their brand of Swedish black metal is 'played in the old vein, no females or keyboards involved' naturally I prepared myself for the worst..." Old school Swedish black metal? Isn't all black metal old school? Regardless, Madam x delves into the latest Pest and tells you if they annoy her.
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Magnus Karlsson – Free Fall Review

On June 14, 2013 By Madam X
"Hot on the heels of Jorn's Traveller, Free Fall is living, breathing, tangible proof that Frontiers Records know their 70's flavored hard rock! Picking up Free Fall is a little like solving a riddle... getting thrown head first into a melting pot and it's quite literally a who's who of hard rock or heavy metal. At the forefront of Free Fall you have the man of the hour, Swedish, heavy metal multi-instrumentalist, classically trained wizard and songwriter Magnus Karlsson axeman to the likes of Primal Fear, Allen/Lande, Last Tribe and a host of others. Do you like the slick hard rock style of metal that Jorn and Allen/Lande traffic in? Does the idea of an album with 9 vocalists work for you? This thing is directly in Madam X's wheelhouse, so she will help you answer the above questions.
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Queensrÿche – Queensrÿche Review

On June 13, 2013 By Fisting Andrew Golota
"There is so much back story behind Queensrÿche's new self-titled record that I can't even scratch the surface in this review. I suggest reading this first. In a nutshell, there are currently two bands bearing the name Queensrÿche -- one made up of ex-singer/asshole Geoff Tate and some hired help, and the other consisting of most of QR's original lineup and new vocalist Todd LaTorre (ex-Crimson Glöry). This review refers to the latter version of the band." Mr. Fisting is our resident QR/Geoff Tate gossip columnist and overall fanboy and he's been waiting a long time for this bad boy. Can it resurrect the glory of this once proud band? Can we avoid mocking Mr. Tate? Only the needle knows....
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Black Sabbath – 13 Review

On June 12, 2013 By Angry Metal Guy
A new Black Sabbath record!? That's pretty epic. And it calls for an epic response. So here we present for you the first ever triple review here at Angry Metal Guy. First up: Angry Metal Guy; then Steel Druhm; and Mr. Fisting Himself weighs in with a third opinion. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably find a reason to complain or a spelling error. Break out the flamethrowers, it's reviewing time!
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Evile – Skull Review

On June 11, 2013 By Steel Druhm
"Evile has always occupied a strange space in the re-thrash movement. They seem to be one of the big wigs in the scene, yet I hear far less buzz about them than many other retro acts. They are also one of the few bands to eschew the common Slayer, Exodus and Testament mimicking in favor of a much more traditional Metallica influence. Their sound generally exists in the phantom zone between the Master of Puppets and And Justice for All eras and the later works of long overlooked Wargasm." That combo sounds like a can't miss, right? When you're talking about skull tank music, you can never be too sure, so you better find out where Steel Druhm stands on the Skull.
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